Naughty Celebs

Stupid Celebrity Baby Names

2006-06-01T20:10:00.000-05:00

Yah so what! You are popular, well-known and richer than most of america. Does that give you the right to give your baby a REDULIOUS name? Hell No, children in school will still tease your children... Trust me! Here is a list of some of the idiotic, stupid, & crazy names celebrities bethrothed on their children.

Julia Roberts’: Phinnaeus
Bruce Willis and Demi Moore’s: Tallulah
Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin’s: Apple
John Mellencamp's: Speck
Jason Lee’s: Pilot Inspektor
Shannyn Sossamon’s: Audio Science
Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter’s: Billy Ray Burton
Bono’s: Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q
Nicolas Cage's: Kal-El
Jermaine Jackson's: Jermajesty Jackson's
Rob Morrow's: Tu Morrow
Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani's: Kingston James McGregor Rossdale
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's: Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt
Tom Cruise and Katie Holme's: Suri Cruise

Hilton & Ritchie Buds Again!

2006-05-30T18:29:00.000-05:00

Months ago, the infamous daughter of Lionel Richie, Nicole Richie completely cut off communication to Paris Hilton. The reason being that Richie supposedly showed the Paris sex tape 'One Night In Paris' to some friends at a party.

Because of this incident, the two divas, who worked together side by side in 'The Simple Life,' haven't spoken for many months. It appears Hilton has recently had a change of heart and decided to 'wish Nicole all the happiness in the future.' "I hope twwhat Nicole is happy and healthy and having a good life," says Paris.

I knew that a little nudity-filled sex tape, that Paris Hilton herself wanted public, couldn't split the dynamic duo. They might not be best friends anymore but that doesn't stop them from chillin' with other cats!

Paris has a whole new best friend to make idiotic remarks and sex tapes with ;) Rod Stewart's daughter Kimberly seems to be her best friend at the moment. Hilton even admits she even has a slight crush on her. "Kimberly is hysterical. She's six feet tall, blonde, beautiful and has luscious blue eyes. She's hot. I feel so comfortable with her and I can just act like myself." Could Paris Hilton's next sex tape be with a gal? Let's all hope so!

Hardcore Talker Gillian McKeith

2006-05-29T00:45:00.000-05:00

Tonight on 'The X Factor', 9 celebs will be judged on their voices from Simon Cowell, Sharon Osbourne and Louise Walsh. Gillian McKeith seems to be quite LOUD about her appearance on the show - and spits out some possible truths... and possible fiesty blabbery!

Gillian states, "They should be more afraid of me, I'm known for my tongue-lashings, so if anyone dares criticise my performance I'm going to have to wash out that attitude with some colonic tubes! I could slip them laxatives and they'll be running to the loo all the time." Ohh you dirty girl. Got some tricks up your sleeves hey?

Gillian goes on to share, "Simon has met his match, I can't wait to have a round with him. He's looking good at the moment and the other day he was letting everyone know it's down to me. He's been following my advice and eating lots of fruit and raw vegetables. But I think I need to do a bit more work on him. I'll be judging the way they eat and how they take care of themselves." Regarding the monitoring of their peepee samples for testing purposes she says, "They're going to be using the same bathrooms, so I'll have access. I can get a little potty to catch them." A little advise lady? STFU - Because you are the one being judged here!

Australian Hottie: Annalise Braakensiek

2006-05-21T14:09:00.000-05:00

Austalia has really spit out some hotty models and actresses in their time. Here's some proof. Check out this babe Annalise Braakensiek in her finest nudie shots, hehe.

Nice Legs Mariah Carey

2006-05-19T22:12:00.000-05:00

Yes, Mariah Carey is an alright lookin broad, but does she deserve her own statue? Not only is she as busty as possible in every photo op and video shot, she is now being declared as a goddess with smokin' hot legs!

A ceremony is being held for Mariah Carey where she is having a 16-foot "Celebrity Legs of a Goddess" statue of legs created for her. Now, I could see a statue of her, being built - for her - in her own house, but just a huge statue of her legs? Come ON now! I don't understand why it isn't just a 16-foot statue of her bust - being that it seems to be the most "treasured" item on her body, which she flaunts on a constant basis!

Celebrity Quotes #2

2006-05-17T19:26:00.000-05:00

Britney Spears:
"Don't worry, Dave, it's not yours."
- to Letterman on being pregnant again

Ashlee Simpson:
"Everybody's already saying it, so I just don't talk about it. I'm like, OK, whatever. It doesn't bother me."
- about her nose job

Howard Stern:
"I'm very flattered terrestrial radio can't let go of me. But I would throw up if I had to go back. I'm never going back."
- on leaving sattelite radio

Nicole Kidman:
"That was a major shock. He was huge; still is. To me, he was just Tom, but to everybody else, he is huge. But he was lovely to me. And I loved him. I still love him."
- about Tom Cruise her her marriage

Eric McCormack:
"Eight years ago, a show with two gay guys would have seemed niche. The opposite's happened. Kids watch it, old women watch it. Everyone wanted to know when Will was getting a boyfriend."
- on leaving Will and Grace

Rebecca Romijn:
"All these models around me, that's all they talked about - how they were going to go and become the next movie star. And I just kept seeing them fall, left and right, and I was like, 'Wow, I'll never act. I don't want that to be me, I'm not going down that road."
- about her early acting

Dave Chappelle:
"My wife is still a little salty with me. She's not mad at me, but don't think you can walk away from $50 million and your wife is just going to be cool with it."
- about leaving his show

Kate Hudson is a babe!

2006-05-13T11:40:00.000-05:00

Funny Celebrity Quotes

2006-05-10T19:24:00.000-05:00

Eva Longoria from Desperate Housewives:
"I don't like my hands because my knuckles are too big. If I get married, I'm worried that the ring won't fit."

Jesse Metcalfe from Desperate Housewives:
"A lot of older ladies come up to me and say, 'I've got a bush that needs trimming.'"

Lou Pearlman:
"People often ask me when is this boy band business going to be over. I tell them when God stops making little girls."

Naomi Watts from King Kong:
"I've slept with a few directors but still didn't get the part. Isn't that strange?" jokingly fears her Hollywood technique is slipping.

Heath Ledger from Brokeback Mountain:
"I've walked out of an audition once. I stopped the reading halfway through and still got the job."

Avril Lavigne Gets Glitzy

2006-05-09T18:46:00.000-05:00

Young and sexy singer Avril Lavigne has changed her look and style to a more celeb-like stature. In return, she's getting a big role in an upcoming movie and most likely more movies to come. Some may say... she's "finally grown up" from the punk-like tough chick lifestyle.

The film she will be seen in, or rather heard, is an animated movie with some big named actors like Bruce Willis and Rosanna Arquette. Lavigne states, "I love performing and actually, when I was quite young, I was acting in the theatre as much as I was singing. Hopefully, I'll land a really cool part or a bigger part in a movie." The new Lavigne still wants to be a little bit rock and roll while being glitzy.

"I think I just went from 17 to 21. I'm a woman now. When I first broke on the scene, I was a little kid straight out of high school and into skate-boarding and all that. Now I'm older. I'll keep wearing the rock look, but a little more feminine, a little more of that rock-glam thing going on." You go girl... and keep up the sexy look ;)

Ashlee Simpson learned soo little

2006-05-08T18:40:00.000-05:00

At 21 years of age, Ashlee Simpson has already seen a lot in her life. Being sisters to extremly hot Jessica Simpsons, having a successful singing career, and touring the world with her band, can't be easy. She did learn a tidbit of knowledge from her newly single sis as of late...

Ashlee saw her sister Jessica "go through a really hard time" breaking up with her ex-husband Nick Lachey. Ashlee says that marriage is "definitely" not on her mind! Even though she said she's "absolutely in love" with a member of her band, Braxton Olita, she thinks she'll be a little smarter than her [chicken-in-the-sea] sister Jessica and not get hitched until she's ready.

"Whenever the time is right," in her 20's or 30's is when she plans to tie the knot. I believe you are a little smarter than your sister, so yah... go ahead and get married when you feel the time is right - even though you just got plastic surgery on your nose and are trying to lie about it (Pictures dont lie), and well-known SNL Dancing Skipping stunt, LOL!

Tara Reid Thursday Nudies

2006-05-04T23:43:00.000-05:00

Here's a collection of HQ Tara Reid Smokin' Hot photos... On the House :)

Fantasy Celeb League

2006-05-03T19:50:00.000-05:00

Think you know a lot about celebrities? Why not compete with the best of them at Fantasy Celeb League where you have a chance of earning a weekly $100 by choosing the most popular celebrities, couples and even a television shows.

The game is played like fantasy football, fantasy baseball, etc... but by choosing celebrities instead of sports players. You are allotted four female celebrities, four male celebrities, one celebrity couple, and one television show. The stats for the game are updated very regularly and you earn points by having your choices mentioned in daily headlines, pictured on magazine covers or inside magazines, or pictured on the red carpet at awards shows like the Oscars.

Pretty slick idea if I don't say so myself, and if you are up to it: why not try to battle it out with the most intense celeb followers.

Bruce Willis is Desperate

2006-05-02T19:16:00.000-05:00

Being a man that can't commit to one woman, Bruce Willis believes he will die a bachelor. Willis has had a large collection of bad relationships, that led to a long string of failed romances. Whatchu talkin bout Willis? You got more money than you can count and one of the most popular hollywood actors ever!

Willis states, "I'm going to go out a bachelor. Truth is, I have doubts about my ability to maintain a relationship necessary for a marriage to work. If I know anything about myself, I know that." Having three children already isn't enough, Willis proclaimed to Access Hollywood, that "I want to have more kids."

Bruce Willis believes that he is still a P.I.M.P and declared "I've got a great sense of humor and it's still all working, working well." He's not sure if he wants to get married again, but one thing is for sure: Willis thinks he's still a good catch!

Janeane Garofalo: Scientology Pusher

2006-05-01T18:45:00.000-05:00

This is the second time Janeane Garofalo is pushing the Tom Cruise-made famous religion, scientology. On the radio show, Air America, Garofalo pretty much just gave a huge plug time and time again for the scientology based site: New York Rescue Workers Detoxification Project. Previously this month, Janeane pushed the media into Tom Cruise's pet project.

Must have been a pretty exciting show, "Ms. Janeanne had no Scientology celebrity, but practically chanted the Web site address of the controversial project and its phone number."

Her show evolved around pitching some questions to pre-recorded answers, and consited of ludicris items like "the process is free to rescue workers the 21-day ritual reportedly costs the general public $5,200.00." Feel free to read the hillarious comments posted about his nutjob - and "free" to comment yourself here.

Pickler Admits She Sucks

2006-04-28T23:25:00.000-05:00

Kellie Pickler, who competed in American Idol, was recently removed from the show... and for good reason. She performed terribly! Even her proclaimed "tarantula eyes" and innocent clueless hick persona couldn't save her from the clutches of the American Idol crowd and voting staff.

Pickler herself stated, "I deserved to get the boot this week. I probably should have gotten it last week, but I'm grateful that the fans let me have another week. I had bad performances back to back. There's no excuse." Her thoughts on being kicked from the show were, "People believe what they want to believe, but I've been real from the beginning, and honest with my life and who I am."

Yes, you might be honest, but this is not a charity case, we shall choose the best, and you are NOT it! A little dirt on Pickler you request? She admits her father had a 45-month prison stretch on assault charges. She idiotically said "When all else fails, you gotta have good shoes," and after her horrible performance... she even declared herself to have "butchered it!"

Sharon Stone Isn't That Mean

2006-04-27T19:36:00.000-05:00

British newspaper has spread a rumor, and printed it, that Sharon Stone left her 4-year-old son in a car while eating supper in a London resteraunt. This rumor was obviously not true, in fact she can proove that she had supper with her child. Stone is got an undisclosed ammount of money from the newspaper because of the embarrassment it had caused and distress.

Even though she probably recieved a LARGE ammount of money... she "planned to donate the money to charity." I would personally use that money to fight against the newspaper - you can't just make up a random rumor about someone neglecting their child!

The report stated her child was in the car for two hours outside The Ivy restaurant a London. "The article conveyed the clear allegation that Sharon Stone had neglected her son in a shameful and selfish way." Dear British newspaper: Next time you make up a lie, please make it believable!

Hotty Michelle Rodriguez Drunk Driving Jail Time

2006-04-26T13:14:00.000-05:00

The star of "Lost," Michelle Rodriguez began a five-day jail sentence for drunk driving today. She was offered 240 hours of community service but chose the $500.00 fine and some jail time. Talk about a bad-ass babe; she chooses to be locked up, and pay money rather than help out the community!

"I kind of have to get back to my life, go back to making some money, It kind of gave me a hard hit." Ummm... yah, just glad you didn't give someone else a 'hard hit' while you were drunk driving. Rodriguez and fellow cast member Cynthia Watros were both charged with drunken driving after they were pulled over Dec. 1 in separate cars within 15 minutes of each other. Them lost stars love to drink and drive I guess.

I have to give her credit though - she surrendered herself. She said that choosing time in jail was a "personal decision." Not to fret, (God knows she isn't), as she states she isn't worried about her future on "Lost." Rodriguez recorded a blood-alcohol level of 0.145 percent, nearly twice the legal limit of 0.08. Watros had a blood-alcohol level of 0.10. When asked by a reporter if she would drink and drive again, Rodriguez replied: "That's kind of a dumb question. C'mon now."

Kevin Costner Sex Scandal

2006-04-25T10:09:00.000-05:00

Kevin Costner, the Hollywood actor, has been accused of performing a sex act while being given a massage at the golf hotel, The Old Course Hotel in St Andrews, Fife. I'm surprised it wasn't some type of baseball hotel, being that he can only do baseball movies, hehe.

It all went down in October, 2004 while Costner AND HIS WIFE were attended the Dunhill Links pro-celebrity golf event. A former employee of the hotel claimed unfair dismissal against the hotel, alleging she was sacked after she complained to management about the star's alleged behaviour. Serves the lady right... people always trying to get money from celebs!

The woman did settle with hotel lawyers before the hearing began. The 34-year-old spa worker at the centre of the allegations initially claimed unfair dismissal and sexual discrimination against the hotel after she lost her job. And tribunal chairman Nicol Hosie ruled that both the hotel and Costner could be identified and that there was not a strong enough case for their names to be withheld. No comment was made by the gold digga' ;)

Chunky Jade Goody Flops

2006-04-24T08:25:00.001-05:00

One time Big Brother member, all time larger lady, Jade Goody is currently recouperating in the hospital from walking a London marathon. Jade Goody is not in good shape, and even stated herself she shouldn't be in this marathon because of her weight and shapely "attributes."

The 18th mile of the charity run was where she has given up, and needed to be taken to the hospital. Now mind you, 18 miles is a long ass ways to run... but she spectators say she walked it, haha! She admitted being overweight and not prepared for this... but at 24 years old, I would think she could at least complete the marathon!

Goody yelling at the paramedics, "I'm dying, I'm dying", while onlookers told reporters she had gone blue in the face through exhaustion. Her excuse for not being ready? She said she "got bored" during training for the event. "I’ve been eating curry and Chinese and drinking, It's my own fault I hadn’t prepared enough. I had only done four proper training sessions. I'm gutted I didn't get my medal. I wanted to finish but it was too much."

Jason Priestley the Cork Dork

2006-04-23T22:32:00.000-05:00

A new half-hour television series is on the horizon appropriately called "Hollywood and Vines." Our least favorite (or at least mine) Beverly Hills 90210 star will be hosting this show along with Terry David Mulligan.

These idiots give themselves the status of "cork dorks!" The basis of the up-and-coming show is all about wine, and the celebrities who love wine. Like theirs not enough alcoholics in the world... lets push them to be even more popular because they love their vino!

Don't let my hate of Jason Priestley stop you from watching the show because one of my Favorite actors will be on the show as well :) Soon to be on the show are actors like: Heath Ledger, Katie Holmes and Sienna Miller, Jack Black [F***ing Hillarious], George Clooney, Steven Page and Kyle MacLachlan. Man, if we could get some of these celebs going around, making asses of themselves, and focusing on the best BEER... We'd be in business!

Look Fab Like Celebs

2006-04-22T23:39:00.000-05:00

We all know that celebrities can make or break a "look." IE... when Jennifer Lopez came out during the award ceremony in the well-known green dress that pretty much showed everthing - encouraged all female celebrities and their mothers to dress in a similar fashion. The reason these celebrities can look so Damned dashing all of the time is because a lot of effort and money is involved!

"If you had a personal trainer, a chef, a stylist and an esthetician, you'd look that good too," says a professional stylist. We have some hot tips that can help you look celeb-like for cheap (well, cheaper anyways).

Supposedly, hydration is the key to healthy skin, and alternating hot and cold water in the shower stimulates blood flow. Do-it-yourself at-home hydrotherapy treatments can have the same effect without spending $200 a pop. Look like a rockstar by doing this:

(1) When you're in the shower, switch from hot water (as hot as you can tolerate) to cold water for 15 seconds, then back to hot. (2) The best time to moisturize your body is when you're just stepping out of the shower and your pores are still open. (3) Drink glasses of hot water with a slice of lemon to aid in removing toxins from the body. (4) When you get out of the shower don't brush your hair right away because it can break. Use a wide-tooth comb and work from the ends up.

Paris Hilton Promotes Cell Phone Entertainment

2006-04-19T23:43:00.000-05:00

After the mishap of getting her mobile device stolen, and imbarrasing nude photos of herself and friends spread among the net worldwide, Paris Hilton is still taking a plunge towards bettering mobile technology.

Hilton is loves to see herself EVERYWHERE, even on the little cell-phone screen. Mobile video games is her now interest, or at least promotional interest. Paris Hilton Entertainment Inc. and Gameloft is releasing a game geard towards teenagers this summer. The games are supposedly based on puzzle and card games... (not the kind of games I would think Hilton would enjoy.)

"My phone has become an all-in-one entertainment device and mobile games are an integral part of that. Mobile gaming is really hot right now and I'm excited to be part of this project," states Hilton. You go girl... do what you gotta do to get your face out there even more... If thats even possible!

Mission Impossible: Placenta

2006-04-18T09:00:00.000-05:00

Tom Cruise has gone off the friggin deep end! Make millions in the box office. CHECK. Marry, mind-wash, and impregnate a woman much, MUCH younger than you. CHECK. Decide to eat the placenta of his own unborn baby. Uhhhhh... CHECK. YUCK!

Cruise disgustingly states, "I'm gonna eat the placenta. I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I'm going to eat the cord and the placenta right there." Ohh many you f***ing sicko! Is this a Scientology thing? and is Katie Holmes happy and/or proud of you for this?

We all thought it was wacky enought that having doctor visits wasn't enough: he had to purchase his own ultrasound machine. Now he's becoming a cannibal. Next movie in line for Cruise might as well be Silence of the Top Gun Lambs ;)

Happy Beyonce Easter

2006-04-16T22:59:00.000-05:00

How's bout a little sexy brown sugar for yah? Being that it's a holiday - I thought I'd give you the straight up dirty photos of the scorching hot celebrity Beyonce.

JK Rowling Vs. the Skinny

2006-04-13T22:50:00.000-05:00

A little known fad has been circling the celebrity arena and that fad is sickening. As Bloodhound Gang puts it "The thinner is the winner... So I won't have to take your a** to the Sizzler." JK Rowling, author of the Harry Potter books, has a strong opinion about this sick new look and feel.

Rowling stated celebrities today, "whose only function in the world appears to be supporting the trade in overpriced handbags and rat-sized dogs." Ahem... Hilton. A direct hit me' lady! She also goes on to talk about the weight problem in celeb-status stars.

Many people have been outraged by Rowling's latest outbursts, but I for one will agree with her here. Too much emphasis is being placed on appearance (especially weight), and not on what is most important... Breast Size ;)

Muhammad Ali Sells Out

2006-04-12T22:15:00.000-05:00

Making money from marketing using your own name as a celebrity is a 'hot' thing to do these days. Branding some clothes, putting your name on a fragrance or perfume, fine. Literally selling 80 percent of the rights to your name and likeness ? No F***ing way! Before you know it, you could have random products like condoms, or even rectal gloves with your name on it!

I guess, this week Muhammed Ali was offered his [soul], and for what you ask? A mere $50 million. "They essentially have bought the rights to sell the rights. It's just a new way of looking at things in sports. It has taken an old concept, used in other businesses, and applied it to a new area," said Dan Migala.

Sad thing is, they are seriously just purchasing a person. The company involved in such gigantic purchases paid $100 million last year for the rights of Elvis Presley... who isn't even here to say "NO!" Oh well, if you are thinking of giving me an offer for my name/rights/soul, the bidding starts at $6.66 ;)

Jessica Simpson in Trouble

2006-04-11T22:44:00.000-05:00

Jessica Simpson's popularity seems to be drooping along with the weight of her purse. Tarrant Apparel Group (TAG), a Los Angeles clothing company, is now sueing Simpson for $100 million, claiming she breached their contract. OUCH! That's like a whole month's salary for her...

Simpson signed an agreement in 2004 to make, sell, market and distribute women's sportswear for the company. "Ms. Simpson shall be actively involved in promoting (TAG's) products, whether requested or not. She must publicly wear/display or use the products, particularly at events, shows and appearances," states the company.

I guess the gigs weren't stylish enough for her to be seen out in public. A contract is a contract lady! She has already recieved $2.2 million, with another $6 million dollars guarenteed on the way. For that kind of money you really shouldn't f*** around. If only Nick was here to clean this whole ordeal up for you ;)

Britney Spears: Not Sexy

2006-04-10T22:53:00.000-05:00

As a teenager, Britney Spears was completely smokin' but where does she reign now in on the hotness scale? Definitely below her 2004 declared standing of 'sexiest celebrity on the planet.' Could it have been her terrible choice to funk K-Fed, become trailer trash, have a child, and loose all respect for herself? At least she's got her own perfume to get all dat der trailer stank out' her hair ;)

FHM magazine's 100 Sexiest Women in the World says Spears just isn't getting the votes. Some say she has completely lost her sex appeal, which caused her to fall below the 100 sexiest women marking.

Spears is about 20 spots from being in the 100 Sexiest Women listing... even below Joss Stone and Charlotte Church. Who would have thought? Oh well, with all her previous fame and money, and with the loot K-Fed will bring in (LOL), she can just buy her happiness like the rest of the celebrities!

Speedy Malcolm

2006-04-09T22:19:00.000-05:00

Malcolm in the Middle's main star Frankie Muniz, who played Malcolm, is no longer acting in the hit sitcom and took a turn for the faster lane. Muniz now spends his days practicing in his new career as a racecar driver.

Muniz has already been in many races, and is actually pretty good! Must be from all the practice of go-carting with his fellow costar brothers on the show. In 2004, he was introduced to racing via the Toyota Pro-Celebrity Race. This year will be his third appearance.

Now that he has his millions at only 20 years of age, he can focus on a different career: racing. Muniz stated he will be concentrating on racing for the next three or four years without juggling his acting career. His skills in racing soo much that 'Malcolm' has even moved up to the "Pro Level!"

Mariah Carey, Another Stinky Diva

2006-04-06T21:24:00.000-05:00

What's the latest trend for celebs to get their face out there? Sell their own product line. Jessica Simpson started a bloody trend and everyone and their mother is getting on board!

Mariah Carey is next in line to have a set of personally endorsed 'fragrances.' Elizabeth Arden said Grammy Award winner "Carey will be involved in all aspects of product development, packaging and marketing."

Well, that's just great. I wonder if it will have a very tight top (like herself)... so it can spill all its 'essence' onto the world... Perhaps some 'Glitter?' I heard that Jessica Simpson's product actually tastes good, but what can this dumb broad bring to the table?

Naomi Campbell Pulls Out

2006-04-05T09:44:00.000-05:00

A spurt of violence has been seen in celebrities as of late. Apparently, Naomi Campbell is no different. Sean 'Diddy' Comb's has a reality cook-off television show "Celebrity Cooking Showdown." Campbell will not be on the show because she is being charged with assult from her maid, Ana Scolavino.

What did she do, toss a phone at someone like Russell Crowe did? Exactly! Campbell allegedly hit her maid with a jewel-encrusted cell phone. All the new rage I guess - throwing phones at people.

Diddy states, "Naomi's not in it. She's been out for like two weeks." And show host Alan Thicke jokes, "Naomi was booked and then got booked again, apparently at some precinct in New York."

The original plan was for her to have a 'cook-off' against diva Patti LaBelle, but plans went through when she thought pissing off her maid was a "Good Idea."

Russell Crowe in Trouble Again

2006-04-04T10:09:00.000-05:00

Russell Crowe has always be known as non-do-gooder, a rebel if you will. The largely seen rage, was first spotted when he threw a telephone at a hotel employee. Hit him pretty hard too!

"The Ordinary Fear Of God" was playing in New Zealand which Crowe just happend to be at. Well, being that he's a celebrity, I guess standard rules don't apply to him. For most of the show, Crowe was smoking his ciggarrettes in a non-smoking building. Ofcourse he stood out, being the only one smoking!

"So, he's above the law just because he's a celebrity or something? Just because you're Russell Crowe doesn't mean you can do whatever you like." Not only was he hurting his unborn baby, he is now being investigated for the incident. Crowe was even told to put out the smoke, and refused!

Angry Wife-Swapper

2006-04-03T23:03:00.000-05:00

Lizzy Bardsley, a Wife Swap Star, was just charged with child cruelty and faces ten charges relating to alleged incidents between 1996 and 2005. Wow, lot of good Wife Swap did for yah!

People were outraged when they found out the Bardsley crew raked in £37,000 a year just in benefits for doing the show! She was also seen on Cosmetic Surgery Live and Celebrity Fit Club. These two shows... I'll actually agree she needed to be on ;)

These two losers got the big stroke of fame in 2003 with Wife Swap, him being jobless and her being a huge ass loud-mouth. They recently got devorced, but only after renewing their marriage vows on television. Talk about T.V.-hungry whores; Get a freekin job and stop beating your kids.

Screech is a Asshole

2006-04-01T12:11:00.000-06:00

Living post 'Saved by the Bell' must be hard for all the fellow cast members, but they seem to be doing it just fine. With as huge as the show was, your face doesn't get forgotten, especially for the crazy character Dustin Diamond (Screech).

Word on the street is he's currently living in Milwaukee, Wisconsin and he owns a resteraunt. Dustin also performs as a stand-up comedian for a living. The 29-year old Diamond states "No, I don't get to the unemployment office that much."

Friends of mine have actually met 'Screech' and say that he is an ASSHOLE! So, it comes with great pleasure to say that the other cast members are doing much better. Mark-Paul Gosselaar, who played Zack Morris, starred on NYPD Blue for four seasons before moving on to Commander in Chief. Kelly was a regular on Beverly Hills 90210 and Just Shoot Me, Jessie filmed Showgirls and was in a few other T.V. shows, and AC Slater has also been on a slew of other Television hits. Lisa, is also doing well.

Sucks to be you Dustin Diamond! Maybe you should be nicer to people and you wouldn't be seen as "The Dickhead Formally Known as Screech."

Kelly Osbourne the Writer

2006-03-31T23:27:00.000-06:00

The Osbournes are one hell of a family; with the hard-rockin' father Ozzy Osbourne, talk-show host mother, and enough dogs to start a puppy brigade! Kelly Osbourne is now following in her mothers footsteps and writing a book about her crazy life.

With life in rehab, failed rock-star romances, and a family that can be classified as 'nutty', this book should be quite a gem. "I am definitely going to write an autobiography, so watch out for it", states Kelly. Some baggage and rules comes along with her new career path though.

"There is no way I would ever do Celebrity X Factor, even though my mother is involved. And I would never even dream of releasing a fitness video with my brother Jack, even though we've both lost loads of weight recently", states Kelly Osbourne. Your book should have enough drama and content to keep up the expectations of the readers... but why not use your family to get the book's popularity higher in rank? Oh well, do it on your own steam... and or lack there of.

Cover Your Ass Kidman

2006-03-29T21:47:00.000-06:00

Rumor has it that Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are soon to wed. Like the Kanye West song "Gold Digger" proclaims "We Want Prenup!," so do Kidman's parents. Prior to getting wed, Kidman's parents attempted to force Kidman to get a prenuptial agreement.

You are holding on to a $160 million fortune, why would you want to split that down the middle? Nicole's father was a smart parent by saying "I know you love Keith, we're quite fond of him ourselves, but you have to cover yourself." "Nicole took the advice in the spirit it was given but has yet to come to a decision."

The way celebrity marraiges are going... who knows if it will ever even come to be! Kidman denied claims she is getting hitched. Kidman's publicist stated, "The story is nonsense. I know of no wedding. I know of no wedding date. I know of no wedding plans." Probably because she came to her senses and dished Keight Urban a PreNup :)

K-Fed: The Ultimate Tool

2006-03-28T22:43:00.000-06:00

Kevin Federline, Britney Spear's wife, has an album coming out called "Playing with Fire." That wasn't a typo... I meant to say K-Fed is Britney's Wife, hehe. Mr. Britney Spears has said in the past that he doesn't care about people not liking him and that he'll let his music speak for itself. Well, the people have spoken so far: Check out his MySpace account.

Federline states, "My album is sure to set the dance floors across the world on fire! The inspiration and meaning behind the title Playing with Fire is self-explanatory." Ohh My God! I would like to state a quote from "Project Runway" member: "You can't polish a turd!"

Kevin does not currently have a record deal but says the reason is he's "weighing his options." Umm... Yup... That's why I don't have a record deal as well. What a coincidence!

Nude Britney Spears Photos

2006-03-27T22:12:00.000-06:00

Latest news with Britney Spears? She's furios that someone has paid $40,000 to get nude photos of Spears. The photos supposedly came from previous boyfriend Justin Timberlake.

Spears is currently "flipping out" over the alledged photos and declares that, "the whole thing is a put up job - the photos are Britney's head put on someone else's body. We can thank Photoshop for that one ;) But ohhh wait, could this be legit? They website source "reportedly claims they are Brit as a teen completely nude!"

Timberlake's rep even says "It is complete bull." How could this have occured you ask? The report points out that Brit and JT were distraught after thieves broke into their Florida vacation home and made off with some stolen home videos back in 2001. Is it possible that Spears is taking the new standard route to refreshing your popularity points and releasing a "Sex Tape" next? God knows she could use the points ;)

Celebrities on MySpace

2006-03-26T13:26:00.000-06:00

It appears that everyone is on MySpace lately... including celebrities. Instead of scouring through more than 50 Million users on MySpace to find celebrities, I decided to let you see some of them all in one page :)

Kevin Federline - Britney Spears’ husband and father of her child.
Carson Daily - The offical Myspace page of MTV’s host of TRL.
Kelly Osbourne - Singer, Solo Artist and daughter of rock star Ozzy Osbourne.
Jamie - MTV’s Real World San Diego.
Jenna Jameson - I think every guy reading this knows who she is.
Frankie - MTV’s Real World San Diego.
Elisha Cuthbert - Actress from many movies, but most memorable (for me) is the girl from Old School. (bosses daugher)
Tyra Banks - Talk show host and supermodel.
Mia Tyler - Steven Tyler’s (Aerosmith) daugther.
Trishelle - MTV's Real World & Playboy
Dane Cook - Hillarious Stand-Up comedian!
Veronica - MTV's Real World - Also posed nude!
William Shatner - Star Trek and many commercials as of late.
Kelly Clarkson - Popular pop singer - started on American Idol
Keanu Reeves - The Matrix and a ton of other movies.
Joe Rogan - Fear Factor Host
WWE Members:
JBL, John Cena, Billy Kidman, Triple H, Gregory Helms, Steven Richerds
X-Play's Members:
Adam Sessler, Morgan Webb

Chantelle + Brooke = Sexy

2006-03-24T22:09:00.000-06:00

As if Chantelle, the Paris Hilton look-alike, was not hot enough, she had to go ahead and admit how much she loves the body of another babe, Kelly Brook. Chantelle states, "Kelly Brook has an amazing figure. I just love her curves. She's so shapely. She's a great example to real women around the country. She proves that curves really are sexy."

Chantelle prefers to stay skinny, and is very happy with her current look and style. "I'm not skinny, I'm curvy, but I think that's the best way to be. Womanly. It's sexy!"

I couldn't agree more Chantelle, and if I it's between a little bit too much "meat" on the bones vs. the Lindsay Lohan experience... I definitely choose the Meat!

50 Grand to take the "Rap"

2006-03-23T19:14:00.000-06:00

Carey Kelly is having a little brotherly love issues, or lack there of rather. Carey was supposedly offered $50,000.00 by his big brother R. Kelly to take the rap on the underaged sex video. Just because the two brothers look very similar, doesn't mean you can lie on the witness stand!

Hell No! I wouldn't take the blame for a fellow sibling and spend time in jail either man! Carrey stated, "I got a call about a year-and-a-half ago. My brother wanted me to do some shit pertaining to this case that would leave me behind bars with a record deal. It doesn't make sense, so I turned it down… Since I couldn't lie for him in a court of law, we're back beefing again and we ain't brothers no more."

R. Kelly propositioned his brother in the hot tub - just so he could verify no wire was being used. While needing the money intensely (because he had been sleeping in a car) said, "I'd rather get it on my own than sell my soul, so that's why I'm speaking the truth." Carey Kelly also claims that R. abuses his wife, attempted to molest his other brother's daughter and molested their 12-year-old second cousin. He also alleged that the R&B star is bisexual and is "in the closet for real."

Thanks Carey, keep on spilling the dirt and we'll keep jabbin' about it :)

One celebrities garbage is another man's treasure

2006-03-22T22:47:00.000-06:00

Ohh, this is un-frickin-believable! A new Hollywood Museum is going which will contain literal pieces of garbage from well-known celebrities. Some of the pieces of trash consist of Britney Spears' chewing gum and Michael Jackson's old nose, LOL!

The diva's Spears' discarded gum, which she spits out in public, has already been sold 37 times already on eBay for as much as $14,000! Who the F*** wants this sl*ts old nasty bubble gum? And Michael Jackson's nose: I'd actually pay up to $5.00 maybe $10.00 for that treasure. It's just damn hillarious.

You may ask... who's rediculous idea was it to rummage through celeb's garbage and put it in a museum? Claxton Pustule, thats who! His father recently passed away, and inherited $4 million. Let's make papa proud, and waste all his money on trash!

Sienna Miller out of Control?

2006-03-21T23:06:00.000-06:00

If drinking alcohol and acting like a fool is against the law, then you best lock me up! Celebrities are no different - they deserve the same freedom that we deserve to make complete bumbling idiots of ourselves. Well, were not being paparazzie'd every three seconds on our dumb moves anyways.

Sienna Miller is just like the rest of us and "New Idea" had the balls to worryingly ask "Is Sienna Miller out of control?" Pals of Sienna Miller are also stating she is "teetering on the brink of burnout as she acts increasingly out of control."

So what if Miller was spotted "chopping her own hair with a pair of scissors" before a photo shoot, or she sat cross-legged and waved glow sticks "erratically" and obviously had a few drinks and was all over the place; didn't seem to care who was watching.

Pamela Anderson Blows a Ton

2006-03-20T20:48:00.000-06:00

Pamela Anderson just purchased a two-bedroom penthouse unit west of the Las Vegas strip. I never realized that she was this wealthy, but the unit costed more than 2 Million Dollars! This must be one F*** of a penthouse to cost over $2 million and only has two bedrooms.

The kicker is, the development of her new living space is not even finished. It must be mighty popular because Tobey Maguire, Leonardo DiCaprio were also reported to have bought into the development. The reason for the heavy purchase? Anderson visits Las Vegas about six to eight times a year. At this rate of gambling visits, I'm surprised she can even rent a dump-like apartment!

2 Pac Immortalized in Wax

2006-03-17T22:40:00.000-06:00

700 hours later, Madame Tussauds Wax Museum has sculpted a wax figure of 2 Pac. The final product, being 55 pounds in weight, is so detailed that it is shirtless, has a bandanna, and even his tattoes that were re-drawn by hand.

2 Pac himself never got to go on a world tour, so in memory of his 10-year reunion, his wax figure will be doing the flying for him. Other celebrities that have been created out of wax are Prince, Shaquille O’Neal, Will Smith, J.Lo, and James Brown.

Personally, I think these things are extremely creepy, especially since the movie House of Wax came out. I would never want a wax figure of myself... but to each its own :)

Sophie Anderton Titty Slip

2006-03-16T21:42:00.000-06:00

I just found this beauty Oops Boob Slip of Sophie Anderton. Latest poop about this babe is she's trying to take it one day at a time - regarding her drug issues.

"I'd love to say it's well and truly behind me, but it's one day at a time. If I go to a party, I still can't go to the bathroom alone just in case somebody's doing drugs in there. I have to be careful and I can't hide from that. It's taken me a long time to get where I am now." says Anderson

Well, thank you anyways for a nice viewing of your boobies ;)

Kate Moss's Sexy Surprise

2006-03-15T20:43:00.000-06:00

Who would have thought... that Kate Moss would splurge £200 on a SOLID GOLD VIBRATOR! Not only is this crazy sex toy expensive because it's freekin' pure gold, but it's a limited specialty item.

"Kate bought a Jimmyjane Little Something vibrator in 24-carat gold for a friend, and some lingerie for herself. J Lo, Britney, Salma Hayek, Uma Thurman - you name them, they all shop here."

Kate says she bought it for a "friend" and not for herself. Hmm, I guess it is kind of believable because you cant snort a vibrator to get high... or can you ;)

Team Beckham Unite

2006-03-13T15:27:00.000-06:00

British newspaper News Of The World were given "defamation proceedings by David and Victoria Beckham." The married couple of 7 years, was classified as on the rocks, but are sticking through it to promote "Team Beckham."

A private settlement was met last week just so they didn't have to reveal the details of their marriage to London's High Court. Fearing that they were going to be cross-examined about their relationship, the two opted to resolve this matter in a "confidential basis."

What could you two be hiding?... No worries, we shall find out ;)

Get Real Lil' Kim

2006-03-09T21:09:00.000-06:00

Anything to make a buck right Lil' Kim? Lil' Kim has a new show that began today called Lil' Kim: Countdown To Lockdown which focuses on her final few days before going to the jail.

"My name is Kimberly 'Lil' Kim' Jones. And I am innocent...Throughout my life and my whole entire career, I've been a survivor. Anybody who knows Lil' Kim knows that I have handled some obstacles." is how Jones began her show today. She is a survivor alright... but let's see if her tittie-showing heavy-blinging fake ass gets props in the big house!

The funny thing about this whole situation, is that it appears she isn't worried about going to jail. She is more focused on her next album coming out then getting greeted by larger-set beefy jailmates!

Sidekick Sucker Spotting

2006-03-08T21:55:00.000-06:00

Technology is a B*****. Well, at least it is for celebrities with Sidekicks and nude photos of themselves on the Sidekicks! About a year ago, Paris Hilton had her Sidekick hijacked and naughty photos of Hilton and friends were spread among the Internet.

With a new version, comes a new hijacking. Pete Wentz, the bassist from the band Fall Out Boy, had his T-Mobile Sidekick II photos leaked. And why wouldn't it have nude photos of himself on it, haha!

Analysts say the photos are grainy and low-resolution, which means that Wentz is a bad photographer, and a moron!

Silly Doctor-Patient Story

2006-03-07T08:03:00.000-06:00

Here's an Email I just recieved. It's hillarious and had to share it with everyone :)

They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there and you say in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it's embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded Doctor's Waiting Room. As he approached the desk, the Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?" "There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.

The Receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded Doctor's Room and say things like that." "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said. The Receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private" The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of others, if the answer could embarrass anyone."

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?" "There's something wrong with my ear," he stated. The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"

"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.
The Waiting Room erupted in laughter.

Streisand: The Political Buffoon

2006-03-06T22:33:00.000-06:00

Surprisingly, I found out today that Barbra Streisand has her own site. Not only does she have her own website, but a blog and her own political-related articles!

Please, oh god please, read this article from Barbra Streisand and with all of your might, hold back the laughter! Maybe you should stick to acting and leave the politics to someone who... I don't know... knows What the F*** they are Talking About!?!

"Therefore, it’s critical that people elect members of the Democratic party to the House and Senate so that a new leadership can take control." is a small taste of what lies ahead in this bumbling buffoon's interpretation of intelligence.

"Twins" Second-Rate Cast

2006-03-05T15:39:00.000-06:00

This new television show is jam-packed full of second-rate actors and actresses. To start off: we have the second sister in Roseanne, Sara Gilbert, who plays a twin sister and successful businesswoman. Next on our list we have Melanie Griffith, who played in many movies as a secondary star actress.

Mark Linn-Baker, who was the secondary actor to Bronson Pinchot (Balki), in Perfect Strangers, is also a major part of this new sitcom. To put the icing on the cake, I recently saw an episode and the words "Marsha, Marsha, Marsha" came to my head. Yes, Jan Brady, or in real life called by the name Eve Plumb, joined the cast. She was even known in The Brady Bunch, to be the second-liked female in the family!

All being said, it seems that The WB whipped up all the second-best characters in previous shows they could find and threw them all on a set. Now, even though I thought this one and only episode I'll be watching was somewhat humorous, It is classifed as an "Awkward and badly written" sitcom. The only way this baby is going to become successful is if Balki from Perfect Strangers comes on, and we remove the rest of the cast :)

How to Buy a Celebrity

2006-03-03T22:13:00.000-06:00

The wax museum "Movieland" stopped showing celebrity wax figures last October and is now auctioning off all the wax characters. Hollywood stars and starletts are not the only thing for sale. You can even buy the actual stage and set! A total of 200 wax beauties and 120 sets will be auctioned off.

The real kicker is... you don't have to purchase the entire wax figurine. You can just purchase the parts you want, LOL! Hmm, I'll take Angelina's Boo-boos and Tom Jones's "Kick-Stand" third leg, haha. It would actually be pretty fun to purchase all different character's body parts and play mix and match ;)

Han Solo vs. Harrison Ford

2006-03-02T22:52:00.000-06:00

Harrison Ford wants to kill off the Star Wars character Han Solo. Why you ask Harrison reveals "I did think the character itself was relatively thin. I would have liked to see some complication for the character; the only complication I didn't get was to die at the end of the third one. I thought that would have given the whole film a bottom, but I couldn't talk George [Lucas] into it."

Ford, while dating the Ally McBeal star Calista Flockhart, even admitted that he hates being famous! Yah, like he would be dating her if he wasn't famous! Ford states "[Being a] Celebrity is a pain in the ass. I think the loss of anonymity is the greatest trade you make. There's no way to imagine what the loss of anonymity will do to your life until you differ it."

In all reality Harrison, would you rather be dating a hot actress, have millions of dollars, and be in the history books for such classics as Star Wars and Indiana Jones; or be paying rent in a crumby apartment living paycheck to paycheck like the rest of us?

Lindsay Lohan Nipple Slip

2006-03-01T22:12:00.000-06:00

Well, as well all know Lindsay Lohan went through an "anorexic" phase and it appears that her figure (including her boo-boos) are coming back to their original size. Thank god! Good to have you back Lohan's body. Keep on showing - and we'll keep on telling!

Some say that this celebrity oops occured at the fasion show because of a "wardrobe malfunction." MY ASS! This was definitely intentional - but I'm not one to complain so enjoy this High Quality pic of Lindsay Lohan's Nipple slip :)

As Per Requested

2006-03-01T07:58:00.000-06:00

Someone recently commented that one of my photos does not link to a larger version of that picture. I apologize to my readers that were per chance misled in this occurance. As a solemn oath I promise to have a larger version of the picture, if I post a thumbnail. My readers are number one, and I plan to keep them happy. If you have any other comments, requests, or just want to spit some words at me please feel free to do so here :)

Dirty Cox

2006-02-28T23:25:00.000-06:00

The FX network is coming out with a drama show announced yesterday called Dirt. This drama pilot will have one of our favorite Friends starletts, Courteney Cox.

The juicy piece about this gossip is that she will be playing a character called Lucy Spiller, and is described as a schizophrenic paparazzo! Word on the street is that David Arquette, her husband, will also be an executive producer of the pilot.

I can't wait to see if she is a "method" actor, and whips out the camera to take photos of other celebs with the other paparazzo's :)

Non-Bulimic Lindsay Lohan

2006-02-26T15:11:00.000-06:00

Lindsay Lohan recently declined claims about her bulimia. This was after the fact that the Mean Girls starlett told celebrity magazine Vanity Fair that she had bulimia.

Lohan states, "I will say that I went through a phase. I lost weight when I was in the hospital, and then I wanted to keep it off. Sometimes being that thin doesn't look healthy. I kind of didn't realize that. It was an attention thing, too. You start to wonder if your friends are your friends because you look a certain way."

All I can say is YUCK. You went from a smokin' hot babe to a stick figure in half a year. How could you think loosing a ton of weight from an already perfect body was a "good" idea?

Topfest almost cancelled

2006-02-24T14:45:00.000-06:00

Sydney Australia is putting on the Sony Tropfest, which was almost a bust because of the rain. Australian cinema lovers came none-the-less to the Short Film Festival. While being simulcasted to Melbourne, Canberra, Brisbane, Hobart and Perth, a group of thousands still camped waiting for the event.

While claimed as a "phenomenon," 710 entries were made to reach the top. Rabbit Proof Fence, from director Phillip Noyce was the winner of last years event. The event had such a large crowd that one of the judging panelists stated, "If I could get as many people as this in one night to see one of my movies I could think about retiring."

Pricy Brokeback Shirts

2006-02-22T21:46:00.000-06:00

Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal were the main stars in the movie Brokeback Mountain. Apparently these gay-playing dudes were wearing some fancy duds!

The shirts that Ledger and Gyllenhaal wore while filming the movie, just went on the market and were picked up by Tom Gregory for more than $100,000. Somehow a hundred grand still seemed to be a reasonable price to pay for two gay cowboy shirts.!?

Gregory is a gay activist and states, "They really are the ruby slippers of our time. I would never wear them, put them on, or separate them." Personally, I think this is a crazy action... but who knows - maybe they'll auction off the horses too? Start the bidding at $20 Million apiece?

Jennifer and Brad Divvy Up

2006-02-21T21:45:00.000-06:00

Now that Brad is sleeping with the enemy, who gets what between the Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt marriage? Bloody hell, It was a freeking $60 Million dollar settlement!

As the old saying goes, the lady gets the house... but in this case Brad won't exactly be sleeping in the dog house ;) Alas, Jennifer Aniston gets to keep her $29 million Beverly Hills mansion. I guess these two have a movie production company as well, which YEEEHAAAWW, that's what Brad gets. "Plan B Productions," is what the company between the two is called, but ofcourse, Jennifer still gets a small stake in it.

Does this mean that just once in a while... Brad can come sleep over at your mansion? How the F*** does that work!?

Nick Lachey Loves His Jewels

2006-02-19T20:22:00.000-06:00

Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson's divorce papers are something else! Lachey is not only requesting spousal support from Jessica Simpson, but he also wants his jewels back. The two had no prenuptial agreement and in her petition but Simpson asked the court not to grant Lachey spousal support.

"Miscellaneous jewelry and other personal effects," is what Lachey is seeking regarding personal goods. Being that Simpson, at the mere age of 25, earned more than $30 million last year alone, I think she could spare a few bucks! She made a ton of money, and sold their house to Justin Berfield from "Malcolm in the Middle." Yah, neither of them will be begging for change soon but Lachey might be dipping into Simpson's bankroll for quite a while ;)

Olsen Twins: Style Icons

2006-02-18T00:12:00.000-06:00

The designer label Badgley Mischka is starring Mary-Kate Olsen and her twin sister, Ashley, in an advertising campaign. Think these two sisters aren't doing well for themselves? Think again: this advertisement appears in the April issues of Vogue, Elle, InStyle and Vanity Fair magazines!

"Ashley and Mary-Kate have grown up to become America's young style icons. They have an amazing sense of fashion and individuality that intrigued us. They reflect the younger, edgier and more sensual glamour that we have incorporated in our latest fall collection."

Now - personally, I think that these two ladies have an issue on how to dress themselves... but I can not talk. Today I wore white socks with black shoes because my black socks were MIA :)

Simpson Sisters Sued

2006-02-17T22:52:00.000-06:00

David LaChapelle, a photographer from the New York Post, reports that he will sue Jessica and Ashlee Simpson. The Reason? They skipped a 2005 Rolling Stone cover shoot. "Jessica balked when told she'd be posing with snakes."

Man - this is some bullshit! Jessica will work with the two yahoos in Dukes of Hazard and promotes skin-cleansing foam Pro-Active... and wont work with snakes? God knows you aren't playing with Nick Lachey's snake anymore, so get to it!

Cruise and Holmes Still Together

2006-02-16T13:36:00.000-06:00

Rumors are flying around that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have gone down the splitsville path. The main culprit for this rumor is the celebrity magazine "Life & Style." Paul Bloch, Tom Cruise's publicist, is saying these rumors are just not true.

“It should be known that the story (of a break-up) is 100% false. Mr Cruise and Ms Holmes are still engaged and are moving forward with their wedding plans, as well as planning for the arrival of their child. Despite the malicious fallacies put forth, the couple is looking forward to a long and happy life together as a family” states Bloch. Hmmm... for some the words "Free Katie" sound better now when I say it ;)

Cheney's got a gun

2006-02-15T12:25:00.000-06:00

A new parody song was created as being passed around the net like wildfire regarding Dick Cheney's latest "mishap." Below are the lyrics to this hillarious tune.

Cheney's Got a Gun
(A Parody of Aerosmith's 'Janie's Got a Gun")
Produced by The Bob Rivers Show

Dick Cheney's got a gun
Dick Cheney's got a gun
The safety's come undone
He's squintin' in the Texas sun
What did our leader do?
Who'd he put a bullet through?

They said when Cheney goes To Texas
You'll find him huntin' fish and game
His buddy had it comin'
Cuz when Cheney's got a gun
He's just not that good at takin' aim

Cheney's got a gun
Dick Cheney's shot someone
Cindy Sheehan better run
Better watch her liberal buns
Tell him that the war's not through
He'll probably put a hole in you

He tracked a little bitty birdy
Hopin' to blow out its brains
They say the spell that he gets under
From double barrel thunder
Makes his eyes pop out like he's insane

Run away, run away from the Vice President
Run away, run away, run from Dick Che-ee-ay-ee-nee

Dick Cheney's got a gun
Cindy Sheehan better run
He a weapon of mass destruction

Tonya Harding got stronger, fatter, and uglier

2006-02-13T22:50:00.000-06:00

Now - if this is even possible, Tonya Harding has gotten even uglier. With her career now as a boxer, it appears that she has immensly "bulked up." Everything on her seems to be bigger, especially her stomach! Check out these discusting photos of the now extremely gross Tonya Harding! I even heard there is a Tonya Harding's sex tape floating around but I'll be damned if I'm going to post this beast nude here, haha. Notice the progression from hmm... to OMFG!

Wealthy Kelly Ripa

2006-02-12T13:17:00.000-06:00

Kelly Ripa, the beautiful morning talk-show host of "Live with Regis and Kelly," is one wealthy broad! Ripa is currently being paid an astonishing $36,000 AN HOUR! If we break that down she is making $600.00 a minute and $10.00 a second. It's unbelievable that she is making more than minimum wage an hour in just one second.

With this large sum of money, comes the ability to own a lavish home. Her palice, have you, is so large and expensive that it even has its own small golf course! Her children are also quite spoiled. The last birthday party she thew for her child costed Ripa a total of $22,000.

Ripa is also classified as one of the best dressing babes in Hollywood. To stay on the top of her game she spends a LOT of money on clothing. Not to worry, she is GIVEN $75,000 a year just for a clothes shopping budget, which as we all know can go quite a ways in a mall. Her popularity and heavy status in Hollywood, not to mention fans loving her as a morning talk-show host, might lead into a position of taking over the current position of Katie Couric herself!

Jolie and Pitt's Super Baby

2006-02-11T23:09:00.000-06:00

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's baby-to-be is supposedly the most valuable unborn child ever! Because of the popularity of both the mother and father of the child - "I predict the first pictures will be worth a million to a million-and-a-half US dollars," said Kevin Smith.

Regarding these two mega-stars popularity Smith stated, "Here are the two biggest sex symbols in the world who came together in one of the biggest real-life soap operas ever seen, when Pitt left Jennifer Aniston. It's a bonanza."

I would also like to add that it will most likely be one of the best-looking people in the world. Wouldn't it be hillarious if the child was discustingly ugly? During the supposed May 2nd birth - "They will have snappers with $10 000 lenses hanging out of helicopters outside the hospital," said one LA photographer.

Katie Couric Saggy Tits

2006-02-10T12:20:00.000-06:00

Welcome to Katie Couric's Saggy tits :) I just found these photos today, and noticed the second one. Look in the background of the second photo. DAMN! Is that a huge breasted topless babe swimming? Hmmm... I'm glad I clicked on that Katie Couric link to see the nudies behind her :)

The Celeb Cleaning Theft

2006-02-09T18:39:00.000-06:00

Lucyna Turyk-Wawrynowicz, a Polish celebrity housecleaner, was accused in court of stealing a leather jacket, cameras and a pair of diamond earings worth $95,500 from Robert Di'Nero's Wife! This devious lady was charged with grand larceny, identity theft and forgery.

At the age of 35, Turyk-Wawrynowics will be spending the next three years in jail. She was also disgraced by telling the judge and jury that she stole the identity of an eight-year-old girl to obtain residency and work papers in the US; not to mention she used one of her client's credit cards over 18 times over a three day period at Barnys.

All I can say to this is: Good work is hard to find!

Paris Hilton the Stalker

2006-02-08T09:57:00.000-06:00

A Los Angeles party planner recently claimed Paris Hilton called him a "lazy Mexican." Tuesday, Paris Hilton was ordered to stay away from the man via a restraining order. The main also said Hilton bombarded him with threatening phone calls.

The man, Brian Quintana, is actually the guy responsible for introducing her to her boyfriend Stavros Niarchos. Quintana said "Hilton began a smear campaign against him after she started dating Niarchos, accusing him of trying to get Niarchos to ditch her for his former girlfriend, Mary-Kate Olsen."

By Paris Hilton's actions of shoving Quintana three times, and threatening his life, the party planner claims he has lost many clients due to the ordeal with Paris Hilton.

Scarlett Johansen and Keira Knightly Pose Nude

2006-02-07T18:42:00.000-06:00

These two hotties, Scarlett Johansen and Keira Knightly got completely nude for a Vanity Fair photo shoot. All is justified because it was the magazine's annual Hollywood issue.

I guess these up-and-coming stars had no problem doing the shoot nude. "We didn't have to convince them," states Tom Ford, the fashion designer. Angelina Jolie has also posed naked in a bathtub for the magazine's Hollywood special, among many other stars!

Josh Hartnett Hates Roles

2006-02-06T18:21:00.000-06:00

Josh Hartnett thinks that his role in '40 Days and 40 Nights' has hurt his credability as an actor. Hartnett plays a handsome character that can NOT have any sexual contact with anyone for 40 days. I guess he doesn't enjoy being a "sex symbol."

He stated, When people say I'm a sex symbol, it undercuts any ability I have, so I try not to focus on that." He also said he didn't enjoy playing his role in 'Pearl Harbor' or 'Hollywood Homicide.'

Dear Josh Hartnett, a quick tip from all us Non-Millionaires, you are rich because of playing these roles, so you can now do whatever you want, as long as it involves less bitching about your roles!

Dannii Minogue's lesbo sex tape

2006-02-05T14:11:00.000-06:00

The hot Australian singer Dannii Minogue was seen in a London club with a naked female lap-dancer. She was seen in full view having a lesbian sex romp at the Puss in Boots club. One source said it appeared it was going to into a huge orgy - with hands and tounges everywhere!. "Dannii was having the time of her life and didn't care who saw. She wasn't in a private booth or the VIP area, she was on the dance floor," NewsoftheWorld says.

Note to self: Move to Australia!

Internet Child Molesters Caught in the Act

2006-02-04T13:25:00.000-06:00

Dateline NBC's reporter Chris Hansen revealed many child molesters in his report "To Catch a Predator' III" live on television. He's even blogging about these sinful tales which can be found here. It's actually quite rediculous, one guy that was caught was a Rabii, another a high-school teacher, and they even encountered official "sexual offenders" which this was not their first act! The total count of suspects was 51. You think these people would either learn new techniques to not get caught because this is the THIRD REPORT!

The sting was setup via an internet chat room or instant messaging. The child would call them and ask the predator to come over. They predator would walk right in the house, and expect to have sex with the children. Most of the suspects were middle aged and white - and ALL of them were male. The majority of them were also questing after what they thought was a 13 year old boy!

One character stated the often fascinates about incest, and reads a book dedicated to having sex with children and incest behaviours. "He fantisizes about it" - the man states. Many of the men just took off running but every one of them except one was arrested at the scene of the crime, and ofcourse their car was impounded for committing a felony act of tying to have sex with a child.

My personal favorite "victim" was drawn to the childs house, saw that someone was actually being arrested, and still came in the house. The kicker is, he even saw a similar report a few days ago - AND KNEW that this was a similar sting. He just wanted to have sex with that child soo bad that he risked everything thinking he could get in there for a quick raunch!

$20 Million for Paris Hilton's diaries

2006-02-03T23:11:00.000-06:00

Well, ofcourse Paris Hilton is in the news again. Hilton defaulted on lease payments and in return her "very shocking stuff" was bought in December at a blind auction. The auction contained 18 hand-written diaries and hundreds of pictures. The character who obtained the items, David Hans Schmidt, is currently being sued by Colin Farrell over efforts to market a film and is therefore going to need some quick cash! The quick-cash solution? Sell the locker containing Paris Hilton's diary's and personal belongings for $20 million dollars! Personally, I'd rather pay my monthly bandwidth bill and download the pictures at Hollywood Tuna or Camel Style ;)

Engineer and Manager Joke

2006-02-02T13:33:00.000-06:00

I just found this joke today and HAD to share it with everyone...

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man below says: "Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees N. latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees W. longitude."

"You must be an engineer" says the balloonist.

"I am" replies the man. "How did you know."

"Well" says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost."

The man below says "You must be a manager."

"I am" replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well", says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you are going. You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in the exact same position you were in before we met, but now it is somehow my fault."

Fucked Up Firefox!

2006-02-01T10:22:00.000-06:00

New firefox updates came out today - and ofcourse they ask me - would I like to install the latest version (NULL)? Your latest NULL version is strongly recommended?

hahah No thanks bitches!

Carmen Electra in LOADED magazine
Elle MacPherson Topless In St. Tropez
Takin Da' Dump ;)

M&Ms are Better for Busty Blondes

2006-01-31T19:55:00.000-06:00

Nicole Richie was supposed to launch the Green M&M in Melbourne, Australia but because of her weight issue - our top heavy stacked friend, Pamela Anderson is replacing Nicole Richie. Concerns arose for sickly thin-looking Richie and she was not allowed to give the presentation because of her health issues. Sources say that Nicole Richie is going into rehab AGAIN! Good work Nicole, lost another job. Pretty soon you will not be able to eat... but for a different reason: Being Broke! The only reason you got popular was because of The Simple Life with Paris Hilton.

Playboy Looks to MySpace

2006-01-30T07:55:00.000-06:00

Playboy is always looking for new "talent." It appears their next move is to quest after myspace.com users.

"If you're 18 or older and would like to appear in a professional Playboy photo shoot, send us your application. And if you know a hot number on MySpace who fits the bill, tell her to get in touch!"

All that is required is to have a MySpace account and to be able to proove you are 18 years of age. Hot ladies that feel they could play this role... Please feel free to leave a comment with the url to your myspace account for... approval, hehe.

Stick to a Religion Britney Spears!

2006-01-28T21:52:00.000-06:00

Britney Spears was brought up as a Christian and for some reason she started dabbling in the Kabbalah religion. Could she have just been conforming to the Kabbalah religion because Madonna has made it so popular? Her next "leap of faith" have you, appears to be Hinduism. Spears was seen near a temple in Malibu, Calif., with her son wearing a bindi. This is just ****ing rediculous. I realize that celebrities run through things like looks, hairdo's, fashions, boyfriends, and even husbands very quickly - but religions? You have to ask yourself Britney - who's time am I really wasting here!

Megan Mullally's Talk Show

2006-01-27T23:14:00.000-06:00

Well - it appears that Megan Mullally, who plays ... in Will and Grace with the hot redhead Debra Messing, is quite full of herself. She is now in the works of creating a talk show of her own. What makes you think you can make it in this world - with other talkshow's content? "I want it to be a 'best of talk shows' talk show." - said Mullally. In fact, I believe they already have a ton of television shows that do this as well. Well - go ahead and give it a try; be a duplicate of a duplicate; a warn out carbon copy!

Celebrity Guessing Game

2006-01-26T07:50:00.000-06:00

Think you know your celebrities? See if you can guess who each hot celeb is. This is the first time I'm creating this game - so this will be the very easiest of questions. If you would like me to do this again, create harder questions, or have any questions - please drop a comment here.

Need to cheat?

Need to cheat?

Need to cheat?

Jennifer Love Hewitt for Playboy

2006-01-25T09:46:00.000-06:00

"Jennifer has received some really big-bucks offers for years from magazines, including Playboy, to pose nude." This georous broad has been seen lately in underwear ads as of late - so this was Obviously the "next Step!" I for one will be purchasing this Playboy with Jennifer Love Hewitt... or at least downloading the photos hehe.

Tom Cruise stops Katie Holmes Nude Scene

2006-01-24T07:55:00.000-06:00

In Katie Holmes latest movie coming out, supposedly she had a sex scene. Had being the key word here. It's actually hard to picture this cute and innocent girl having a raunchy sex scene but she is definitely expanding her roles. She came a hell of a long way way from "Dawsons Creek" to Batman Begins to a nude sex scene in her next movie.

People are speculating that Tom Cruise has played a role in her missing sex scene. The funny part is that the movie was actually seen by people, then all of the sudden, the sex scene is gone, LOL! Hmm - could it have been the convincing ways of Mr. Cruise? Must we once again say "Free Katie?"

Is J-Low Pregnant?

2006-01-23T13:41:00.000-06:00

Are Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony joining the "Britney Spears" Prego train? Sources say that their is a J-Lo is or is planning to get pregnant soon. The proof you ask? Baby clothes shopping galore. And unless she's spending a SHITLOAD of money on a friends baby... she's planning on having one herself!

"He was at Fred Segal [on Melrose Ave. in Los Angeles] last week and bought a Guys Infant Gear diaper bag for $120," says a source. "He said something that made it pretty clear that it wasn’t a gift — that he intended to use it — but I don’t want to repeat it or he’ll know who talked to you."

Sources also say that the couple has been buying other pricey baby gear as well. Lopez was widely rumored to be pregnant last year - but ofcourse their are always rumors about every celeb... This one just might be true ;)

The Hotter Cruz Sister?

2006-01-22T18:55:00.000-06:00

Penelope Cruz, in my opinion, is one hot scorching babe! To my surprise, Penelope has also has a beautiful sister Monica. Could their be some jealousy issues between to two? Both of them are in tv shows and have played roles in movies... and I personally think Monica is a nicer looking broad! Well, I will let you decide who is a hotter lady. Please examine the photos below and decide for yourself who is "hotter."

Kate's Cocaine After Affect

2006-01-21T10:17:00.000-06:00

If Kate Moss thinks she can just waltz right back into Britain – she’s dead wrong! In fact Police have threatened to handcuff her when she arrives back in Britain. She supposedly keeps hiding from the fact that she has a nose candy issue. This scandal was exposed after the Sexy Kate Moss "round-the-world jaunt" and could possibly get arrested by the police when she returns to her home Britain!

You know what I say Kate Moss? I advise you do NOT go to Britain! Instead… become a farmer in Wisconsin; flirt with the most desperate men you can find; then audition for "The Simple Life" with Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie.

Ricky Martin's Obsession

2006-01-20T22:04:00.000-06:00

Well - I'll be the first to tell you - this dude is Gross! Blender magazine stated in an interview with Ricky Martin that he loves giving golden showers! Talk about too much information to give to the Blender staff - or to Anyone for that matter!

"I love giving the golden shower. I've done it before in the shower. It's like so sexy, you know, the temperature of your body and the shower water is very different." - Blender Magazine

Underworld's Starlett Topless

2006-01-20T21:19:00.000-06:00

Underworld was personally one of my favorite movies. Now that the new movie Underworld: Evolution is coming out soon... I just had to do some "research" on the hottie that stars in both films Kate Beckinsale. She is one scorchingly hot babe, and I'm not sure if it helped her career being in a few nude scenes in previous movies, but it sure is helping me get sleep at night :) Enjoy the nude and topless photos of Kate Beckinsale by clicking the thumbs below.

Donna from That 70's Show

2006-01-19T22:20:00.000-06:00

What do I think about "That 70's Show" getting cancelled? No More Donna! :( Laura Prepon who plays Donna in "That 70's show" will no longer be in any new seasons because the show got axed in it's eight season. "Malcolm in the Middle" is also being axed after it's seventh season - reports Fox network execs. Laura Prepon or "Donna" on the show was actually the only reason I watched it.

Born on March 7th 1980 and raised in Watchung, New Jersey, she started studying acting early at the age of 15 as well as dancing - ballet, jazz and modern. She also modeled in Paris, Milan and elsewhere in Europe. It'll be truly sad to see this natural redhead leave the comedy sitcom scene... but look on the bright side: she can now start her true calling in life and model for playboy ;)

Sexy photos of Donna 'Laura Prepon' from That 70's Show

Judy Greer Topless

2006-01-18T20:23:00.000-06:00

Judy Greer plays Bran Lowenstine in a new CBS Comedy Sitcom Love Monkey that just came out Yesterday! In most of her previous roles - she played a hillarious lady actress, or a very relaxed and sarcastic character. I can't wait to see that this show brings to the table...

She has also been seen in many popular movies such as "Elizabethtown," "Adaptation," "The Wedding Planner," "What Women Want," "What Planet Are You From?," and "Jawbreaker." Lucky for use she was topless in two of the previous movies she was in: "Adaptation" and "What Planet Are You From?"

Judy Greer in "ADAPTATION"

Judy Greer in "WHAT PLANET ARE YOU FROM"

Hot Nude Naomi Watts

2006-01-17T23:28:00.000-06:00

Naomi Watts Nude Scene Movie Screen Captures

Naomi Watts VidCaps

Naomi Wats Titty grab and Nipple Licks

Naomi Watts Big Pokies in a swimsuit

Naomi Watts in a hot Sexy Bra

Naomi Watts see-through visible nipple

Naomi Watts has some Real Nice Tits!

Naomi Watts See-Through Big Nipples

Naomi Watts Nice Nipples

Naomi Watts Hardcore Cleavage

Naomi Watts Big Ol' Nipple

More Naomi Watts Photos and MOVIES Available at: Paparazzi Filth Exposed and Mr. Skin!

Naked Celebrity Link Dump

2006-01-17T23:10:00.000-06:00

Sexy Nude Body Paint

2006-01-16T07:48:00.000-06:00

Can't Miss Naked Celebs!

2006-01-15T14:06:00.000-06:00

Esther Canadas simply beautiful

Gwyneth Paltrow hot sexy shots

Heidi Klum perfect tits and body

Ines Sastre sexy hot body

Katherine Heigl perfect body

Jordan huge perfect tits

Keri Russell sexy movie scenes

Kimberly Davies hot sexy beach shots

Kristanna Loken perfect beach body

Party Girl Nipple Slips

2006-01-14T12:28:00.000-06:00

Pamela Davis Titty Slip

2006-01-13T12:31:00.000-06:00

Pamela David Topless Paparazzi Shot

Pamela Davis See-Through Wire Shirt

Pamela Davis See-Through Nips Shirt

WWE Boob Slips Out