Naughty Celebs: January 2006

M&Ms are Better for Busty Blondes

Nicole Richie was supposed to launch the Green M&M in Melbourne, Australia but because of her weight issue - our top heavy stacked friend, Pamela Anderson is replacing Nicole Richie. Concerns arose for sickly thin-looking Richie and she was not allowed to give the presentation because of her health issues. Sources say that Nicole Richie is going into rehab AGAIN! Good work Nicole, lost another job. Pretty soon you will not be able to eat... but for a different reason: Being Broke! The only reason you got popular was because of The Simple Life with Paris Hilton.

Playboy Looks to MySpace

Playboy is always looking for new "talent." It appears their next move is to quest after myspace.com users.

"If you're 18 or older and would like to appear in a professional Playboy photo shoot, send us your application. And if you know a hot number on MySpace who fits the bill, tell her to get in touch!"

All that is required is to have a MySpace account and to be able to proove you are 18 years of age. Hot ladies that feel they could play this role... Please feel free to leave a comment with the url to your myspace account for... approval, hehe.

Stick to a Religion Britney Spears!

Britney Spears was brought up as a Christian and for some reason she started dabbling in the Kabbalah religion. Could she have just been conforming to the Kabbalah religion because Madonna has made it so popular? Her next "leap of faith" have you, appears to be Hinduism. Spears was seen near a temple in Malibu, Calif., with her son wearing a bindi. This is just ****ing rediculous. I realize that celebrities run through things like looks, hairdo's, fashions, boyfriends, and even husbands very quickly - but religions? You have to ask yourself Britney - who's time am I really wasting here!

Megan Mullally's Talk Show

Well - it appears that Megan Mullally, who plays ... in Will and Grace with the hot redhead Debra Messing, is quite full of herself. She is now in the works of creating a talk show of her own. What makes you think you can make it in this world - with other talkshow's content? "I want it to be a 'best of talk shows' talk show." - said Mullally. In fact, I believe they already have a ton of television shows that do this as well. Well - go ahead and give it a try; be a duplicate of a duplicate; a warn out carbon copy!

Celebrity Guessing Game

Think you know your celebrities? See if you can guess who each hot celeb is. This is the first time I'm creating this game - so this will be the very easiest of questions. If you would like me to do this again, create harder questions, or have any questions - please drop a comment here.

Need to cheat?

Jennifer Love Hewitt for Playboy

"Jennifer has received some really big-bucks offers for years from magazines, including Playboy, to pose nude." This georous broad has been seen lately in underwear ads as of late - so this was Obviously the "next Step!" I for one will be purchasing this Playboy with Jennifer Love Hewitt... or at least downloading the photos hehe.

Tom Cruise stops Katie Holmes Nude Scene

In Katie Holmes latest movie coming out, supposedly she had a sex scene. Had being the key word here. It's actually hard to picture this cute and innocent girl having a raunchy sex scene but she is definitely expanding her roles. She came a hell of a long way way from "Dawsons Creek" to Batman Begins to a nude sex scene in her next movie.

People are speculating that Tom Cruise has played a role in her missing sex scene. The funny part is that the movie was actually seen by people, then all of the sudden, the sex scene is gone, LOL! Hmm - could it have been the convincing ways of Mr. Cruise? Must we once again say "Free Katie?"

Is J-Low Pregnant?

Are Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony joining the "Britney Spears" Prego train? Sources say that their is a J-Lo is or is planning to get pregnant soon. The proof you ask? Baby clothes shopping galore. And unless she's spending a SHITLOAD of money on a friends baby... she's planning on having one herself!

"He was at Fred Segal [on Melrose Ave. in Los Angeles] last week and bought a Guys Infant Gear diaper bag for $120," says a source. "He said something that made it pretty clear that it wasn’t a gift — that he intended to use it — but I don’t want to repeat it or he’ll know who talked to you."

Sources also say that the couple has been buying other pricey baby gear as well. Lopez was widely rumored to be pregnant last year - but ofcourse their are always rumors about every celeb... This one just might be true ;)

The Hotter Cruz Sister?

Penelope Cruz, in my opinion, is one hot scorching babe! To my surprise, Penelope has also has a beautiful sister Monica. Could their be some jealousy issues between to two? Both of them are in tv shows and have played roles in movies... and I personally think Monica is a nicer looking broad! Well, I will let you decide who is a hotter lady. Please examine the photos below and decide for yourself who is "hotter."

Kate's Cocaine After Affect

If Kate Moss thinks she can just waltz right back into Britain – she’s dead wrong! In fact Police have threatened to handcuff her when she arrives back in Britain. She supposedly keeps hiding from the fact that she has a nose candy issue. This scandal was exposed after the Sexy Kate Moss "round-the-world jaunt" and could possibly get arrested by the police when she returns to her home Britain!

You know what I say Kate Moss? I advise you do NOT go to Britain! Instead… become a farmer in Wisconsin; flirt with the most desperate men you can find; then audition for "The Simple Life" with Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie.

Ricky Martin's Obsession

Well - I'll be the first to tell you - this dude is Gross! Blender magazine stated in an interview with Ricky Martin that he loves giving golden showers! Talk about too much information to give to the Blender staff - or to Anyone for that matter!

"I love giving the golden shower. I've done it before in the shower. It's like so sexy, you know, the temperature of your body and the shower water is very different." - Blender Magazine

Underworld's Starlett Topless

Underworld was personally one of my favorite movies. Now that the new movie Underworld: Evolution is coming out soon... I just had to do some "research" on the hottie that stars in both films Kate Beckinsale. She is one scorchingly hot babe, and I'm not sure if it helped her career being in a few nude scenes in previous movies, but it sure is helping me get sleep at night :) Enjoy the nude and topless photos of Kate Beckinsale by clicking the thumbs below.

Donna from That 70's Show

What do I think about "That 70's Show" getting cancelled? No More Donna! :( Laura Prepon who plays Donna in "That 70's show" will no longer be in any new seasons because the show got axed in it's eight season. "Malcolm in the Middle" is also being axed after it's seventh season - reports Fox network execs. Laura Prepon or "Donna" on the show was actually the only reason I watched it.

Born on March 7th 1980 and raised in Watchung, New Jersey, she started studying acting early at the age of 15 as well as dancing - ballet, jazz and modern. She also modeled in Paris, Milan and elsewhere in Europe. It'll be truly sad to see this natural redhead leave the comedy sitcom scene... but look on the bright side: she can now start her true calling in life and model for playboy ;)

Sexy photos of Donna 'Laura Prepon' from That 70's Show

Judy Greer Topless

Judy Greer plays Bran Lowenstine in a new CBS Comedy Sitcom Love Monkey that just came out Yesterday! In most of her previous roles - she played a hillarious lady actress, or a very relaxed and sarcastic character. I can't wait to see that this show brings to the table...

She has also been seen in many popular movies such as "Elizabethtown," "Adaptation," "The Wedding Planner," "What Women Want," "What Planet Are You From?," and "Jawbreaker." Lucky for use she was topless in two of the previous movies she was in: "Adaptation" and "What Planet Are You From?"

Judy Greer in "ADAPTATION"