Pickler Admits She Sucks

Kellie Pickler, who competed in American Idol, was recently removed from the show... and for good reason. She performed terribly! Even her proclaimed "tarantula eyes" and innocent clueless hick persona couldn't save her from the clutches of the American Idol crowd and voting staff.

Pickler herself stated, "I deserved to get the boot this week. I probably should have gotten it last week, but I'm grateful that the fans let me have another week. I had bad performances back to back. There's no excuse." Her thoughts on being kicked from the show were, "People believe what they want to believe, but I've been real from the beginning, and honest with my life and who I am."

Yes, you might be honest, but this is not a charity case, we shall choose the best, and you are NOT it! A little dirt on Pickler you request? She admits her father had a 45-month prison stretch on assault charges. She idiotically said "When all else fails, you gotta have good shoes," and after her horrible performance... she even declared herself to have "butchered it!"

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Sharon Stone Isn't That Mean

British newspaper has spread a rumor, and printed it, that Sharon Stone left her 4-year-old son in a car while eating supper in a London resteraunt. This rumor was obviously not true, in fact she can proove that she had supper with her child. Stone is got an undisclosed ammount of money from the newspaper because of the embarrassment it had caused and distress.

Even though she probably recieved a LARGE ammount of money... she "planned to donate the money to charity." I would personally use that money to fight against the newspaper - you can't just make up a random rumor about someone neglecting their child!

The report stated her child was in the car for two hours outside The Ivy restaurant a London. "The article conveyed the clear allegation that Sharon Stone had neglected her son in a shameful and selfish way." Dear British newspaper: Next time you make up a lie, please make it believable!

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Hotty Michelle Rodriguez Drunk Driving Jail Time

The star of "Lost," Michelle Rodriguez began a five-day jail sentence for drunk driving today. She was offered 240 hours of community service but chose the $500.00 fine and some jail time. Talk about a bad-ass babe; she chooses to be locked up, and pay money rather than help out the community!

"I kind of have to get back to my life, go back to making some money, It kind of gave me a hard hit." Ummm... yah, just glad you didn't give someone else a 'hard hit' while you were drunk driving. Rodriguez and fellow cast member Cynthia Watros were both charged with drunken driving after they were pulled over Dec. 1 in separate cars within 15 minutes of each other. Them lost stars love to drink and drive I guess.

I have to give her credit though - she surrendered herself. She said that choosing time in jail was a "personal decision." Not to fret, (God knows she isn't), as she states she isn't worried about her future on "Lost." Rodriguez recorded a blood-alcohol level of 0.145 percent, nearly twice the legal limit of 0.08. Watros had a blood-alcohol level of 0.10. When asked by a reporter if she would drink and drive again, Rodriguez replied: "That's kind of a dumb question. C'mon now."

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Kevin Costner Sex Scandal

Kevin Costner, the Hollywood actor, has been accused of performing a sex act while being given a massage at the golf hotel, The Old Course Hotel in St Andrews, Fife. I'm surprised it wasn't some type of baseball hotel, being that he can only do baseball movies, hehe.

It all went down in October, 2004 while Costner AND HIS WIFE were attended the Dunhill Links pro-celebrity golf event. A former employee of the hotel claimed unfair dismissal against the hotel, alleging she was sacked after she complained to management about the star's alleged behaviour. Serves the lady right... people always trying to get money from celebs!

The woman did settle with hotel lawyers before the hearing began. The 34-year-old spa worker at the centre of the allegations initially claimed unfair dismissal and sexual discrimination against the hotel after she lost her job. And tribunal chairman Nicol Hosie ruled that both the hotel and Costner could be identified and that there was not a strong enough case for their names to be withheld. No comment was made by the gold digga' ;)

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Chunky Jade Goody Flops

One time Big Brother member, all time larger lady, Jade Goody is currently recouperating in the hospital from walking a London marathon. Jade Goody is not in good shape, and even stated herself she shouldn't be in this marathon because of her weight and shapely "attributes."

The 18th mile of the charity run was where she has given up, and needed to be taken to the hospital. Now mind you, 18 miles is a long ass ways to run... but she spectators say she walked it, haha! She admitted being overweight and not prepared for this... but at 24 years old, I would think she could at least complete the marathon!



Goody yelling at the paramedics, "I'm dying, I'm dying", while onlookers told reporters she had gone blue in the face through exhaustion. Her excuse for not being ready? She said she "got bored" during training for the event. "I’ve been eating curry and Chinese and drinking, It's my own fault I hadn’t prepared enough. I had only done four proper training sessions. I'm gutted I didn't get my medal. I wanted to finish but it was too much."

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Jason Priestley the Cork Dork

A new half-hour television series is on the horizon appropriately called "Hollywood and Vines." Our least favorite (or at least mine) Beverly Hills 90210 star will be hosting this show along with Terry David Mulligan.

These idiots give themselves the status of "cork dorks!" The basis of the up-and-coming show is all about wine, and the celebrities who love wine. Like theirs not enough alcoholics in the world... lets push them to be even more popular because they love their vino!

Don't let my hate of Jason Priestley stop you from watching the show because one of my Favorite actors will be on the show as well :) Soon to be on the show are actors like: Heath Ledger, Katie Holmes and Sienna Miller, Jack Black [F***ing Hillarious], George Clooney, Steven Page and Kyle MacLachlan. Man, if we could get some of these celebs going around, making asses of themselves, and focusing on the best BEER... We'd be in business!

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Look Fab Like Celebs

We all know that celebrities can make or break a "look." IE... when Jennifer Lopez came out during the award ceremony in the well-known green dress that pretty much showed everthing - encouraged all female celebrities and their mothers to dress in a similar fashion. The reason these celebrities can look so Damned dashing all of the time is because a lot of effort and money is involved!

"If you had a personal trainer, a chef, a stylist and an esthetician, you'd look that good too," says a professional stylist. We have some hot tips that can help you look celeb-like for cheap (well, cheaper anyways).

Supposedly, hydration is the key to healthy skin, and alternating hot and cold water in the shower stimulates blood flow. Do-it-yourself at-home hydrotherapy treatments can have the same effect without spending $200 a pop. Look like a rockstar by doing this:

(1) When you're in the shower, switch from hot water (as hot as you can tolerate) to cold water for 15 seconds, then back to hot. (2) The best time to moisturize your body is when you're just stepping out of the shower and your pores are still open. (3) Drink glasses of hot water with a slice of lemon to aid in removing toxins from the body. (4) When you get out of the shower don't brush your hair right away because it can break. Use a wide-tooth comb and work from the ends up.

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Paris Hilton Promotes Cell Phone Entertainment

After the mishap of getting her mobile device stolen, and imbarrasing nude photos of herself and friends spread among the net worldwide, Paris Hilton is still taking a plunge towards bettering mobile technology.

Hilton is loves to see herself EVERYWHERE, even on the little cell-phone screen. Mobile video games is her now interest, or at least promotional interest. Paris Hilton Entertainment Inc. and Gameloft is releasing a game geard towards teenagers this summer. The games are supposedly based on puzzle and card games... (not the kind of games I would think Hilton would enjoy.)

"My phone has become an all-in-one entertainment device and mobile games are an integral part of that. Mobile gaming is really hot right now and I'm excited to be part of this project," states Hilton. You go girl... do what you gotta do to get your face out there even more... If thats even possible!

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Mission Impossible: Placenta

Tom Cruise has gone off the friggin deep end! Make millions in the box office. CHECK. Marry, mind-wash, and impregnate a woman much, MUCH younger than you. CHECK. Decide to eat the placenta of his own unborn baby. Uhhhhh... CHECK. YUCK!

Cruise disgustingly states, "I'm gonna eat the placenta. I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I'm going to eat the cord and the placenta right there." Ohh many you f***ing sicko! Is this a Scientology thing? and is Katie Holmes happy and/or proud of you for this?

We all thought it was wacky enought that having doctor visits wasn't enough: he had to purchase his own ultrasound machine. Now he's becoming a cannibal. Next movie in line for Cruise might as well be Silence of the Top Gun Lambs ;)

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Happy Beyonce Easter

How's bout a little sexy brown sugar for yah? Being that it's a holiday - I thought I'd give you the straight up dirty photos of the scorching hot celebrity Beyonce.

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9. Tom Cruise Is Really Good!