Dirty Cox

The FX network is coming out with a drama show announced yesterday called Dirt. This drama pilot will have one of our favorite Friends starletts, Courteney Cox.

The juicy piece about this gossip is that she will be playing a character called Lucy Spiller, and is described as a schizophrenic paparazzo! Word on the street is that David Arquette, her husband, will also be an executive producer of the pilot.

I can't wait to see if she is a "method" actor, and whips out the camera to take photos of other celebs with the other paparazzo's :)

1. Scarlett Johansson Upskirt Panty Shot
2. 360 Degrees of Paris Hilton
3. Dont F**k with Old People
4. OMG Crazy Spanking, LOL
5. Kelly Clarkson - Huge Tushy!

Non-Bulimic Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan recently declined claims about her bulimia. This was after the fact that the Mean Girls starlett told celebrity magazine Vanity Fair that she had bulimia.

Lohan states, "I will say that I went through a phase. I lost weight when I was in the hospital, and then I wanted to keep it off. Sometimes being that thin doesn't look healthy. I kind of didn't realize that. It was an attention thing, too. You start to wonder if your friends are your friends because you look a certain way."

All I can say is YUCK. You went from a smokin' hot babe to a stick figure in half a year. How could you think loosing a ton of weight from an already perfect body was a "good" idea?

1. HAHA - Fat Football Player
2. Jessica Simpson in a Tight Blue Dress
3. Blond[e]s in a car ;)
4. Beach Voyeur Video (NSFW)
5. Worlds Worst Singer Auditions - HILLARIOUS!
6. Britney Spears Gigantic Floating Boobies

Topfest almost cancelled

Sydney Australia is putting on the Sony Tropfest, which was almost a bust because of the rain. Australian cinema lovers came none-the-less to the Short Film Festival. While being simulcasted to Melbourne, Canberra, Brisbane, Hobart and Perth, a group of thousands still camped waiting for the event.

While claimed as a "phenomenon," 710 entries were made to reach the top. Rabbit Proof Fence, from director Phillip Noyce was the winner of last years event. The event had such a large crowd that one of the judging panelists stated, "If I could get as many people as this in one night to see one of my movies I could think about retiring."

1. Exposed Mariah Carey Pictures
2. Brad Pitt Destroys Jennifer Aniston
3. Gwyneth Paltrow Ultra Sexy Photos
4. Nice Teeth Vida Guerra
5. Mini-Me is a PIMP! (NSFW)
6. Pimp my Kids Ride - Cool!
   

Pricy Brokeback Shirts

Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal were the main stars in the movie Brokeback Mountain. Apparently these gay-playing dudes were wearing some fancy duds!

The shirts that Ledger and Gyllenhaal wore while filming the movie, just went on the market and were picked up by Tom Gregory for more than $100,000. Somehow a hundred grand still seemed to be a reasonable price to pay for two gay cowboy shirts.!?

Gregory is a gay activist and states, "They really are the ruby slippers of our time. I would never wear them, put them on, or separate them." Personally, I think this is a crazy action... but who knows - maybe they'll auction off the horses too? Start the bidding at $20 Million apiece?

1. Kate Olsen Side Boobage
2. The Perfect Gynacologist
3. HAHA - Gigantic Photoshopped Boobs (NSFW)
4. Women are Wonderful - Hillarious Must-Watch Video!
5. Cheney Huntin Clip Cartoon
6. Kid Rock and Scott Stapp Sex Tape

Jennifer and Brad Divvy Up

Now that Brad is sleeping with the enemy, who gets what between the Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt marriage? Bloody hell, It was a freeking $60 Million dollar settlement!

As the old saying goes, the lady gets the house... but in this case Brad won't exactly be sleeping in the dog house ;) Alas, Jennifer Aniston gets to keep her $29 million Beverly Hills mansion. I guess these two have a movie production company as well, which YEEEHAAAWW, that's what Brad gets. "Plan B Productions," is what the company between the two is called, but ofcourse, Jennifer still gets a small stake in it.

Does this mean that just once in a while... Brad can come sleep over at your mansion? How the F*** does that work!?

1. Naomi Watts Pokies
2. Maria Sharapova Sexy Gallery
3. Hmm, what is this naughty cat doing?
4. Suicidal Banana - Funny Art
5. One Finger Kung-Fu - This is Crazy!
6. Victoria Silvstedt smokin hot on a Yacht

Nick Lachey Loves His Jewels

Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson's divorce papers are something else! Lachey is not only requesting spousal support from Jessica Simpson, but he also wants his jewels back. The two had no prenuptial agreement and in her petition but Simpson asked the court not to grant Lachey spousal support.

"Miscellaneous jewelry and other personal effects," is what Lachey is seeking regarding personal goods. Being that Simpson, at the mere age of 25, earned more than $30 million last year alone, I think she could spare a few bucks! She made a ton of money, and sold their house to Justin Berfield from "Malcolm in the Middle." Yah, neither of them will be begging for change soon but Lachey might be dipping into Simpson's bankroll for quite a while ;)

1. Dog Vs. Goat - Hillarious!
2. Boob Flashing Collection Movie (NSFW)
3. Kate Beckinsale's Sexy Scene
4. Dirty Pig Lover... Literally

Olsen Twins: Style Icons

The designer label Badgley Mischka is starring Mary-Kate Olsen and her twin sister, Ashley, in an advertising campaign. Think these two sisters aren't doing well for themselves? Think again: this advertisement appears in the April issues of Vogue, Elle, InStyle and Vanity Fair magazines!

"Ashley and Mary-Kate have grown up to become America's young style icons. They have an amazing sense of fashion and individuality that intrigued us. They reflect the younger, edgier and more sensual glamour that we have incorporated in our latest fall collection."

Now - personally, I think that these two ladies have an issue on how to dress themselves... but I can not talk. Today I wore white socks with black shoes because my black socks were MIA :)

1. Sienna Miller Gallery
2. Halle Berry Showing her Wild Side
3. Coors and Maxim Model Search
4. Sarah Jessica Parker gets Wet
5. Scarlett Johansen and Keira Knightly Vanity Fair Inside Scoop

Simpson Sisters Sued

David LaChapelle, a photographer from the New York Post, reports that he will sue Jessica and Ashlee Simpson. The Reason? They skipped a 2005 Rolling Stone cover shoot. "Jessica balked when told she'd be posing with snakes."

Man - this is some bullshit! Jessica will work with the two yahoos in Dukes of Hazard and promotes skin-cleansing foam Pro-Active... and wont work with snakes? God knows you aren't playing with Nick Lachey's snake anymore, so get to it!

1. Melanie Brown Nipple Slip
2. Willa Ford March Playboy Shoot (NSFW)
3. J-Lo Boob Twisted
4. Gadget to Drive on Right side of the Car - HAHA
5. George Bush Drunk

Cruise and Holmes Still Together

Rumors are flying around that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have gone down the splitsville path. The main culprit for this rumor is the celebrity magazine "Life & Style." Paul Bloch, Tom Cruise's publicist, is saying these rumors are just not true.

“It should be known that the story (of a break-up) is 100% false. Mr Cruise and Ms Holmes are still engaged and are moving forward with their wedding plans, as well as planning for the arrival of their child. Despite the malicious fallacies put forth, the couple is looking forward to a long and happy life together as a family” states Bloch. Hmmm... for some the words "Free Katie" sound better now when I say it ;)

1. The Hot Girls of "The O.C."
2. Keyra Augustina Nice Pooper ;)
3. The F Word on South Park
4. Monica Bellucci Super Cleavage
5. How to get your stepson to hate you - Hillarious!

Cheney's got a gun

A new parody song was created as being passed around the net like wildfire regarding Dick Cheney's latest "mishap." Below are the lyrics to this hillarious tune.

Cheney's Got a Gun
(A Parody of Aerosmith's 'Janie's Got a Gun")
Produced by The Bob Rivers Show

Dick Cheney's got a gun
Dick Cheney's got a gun
The safety's come undone
He's squintin' in the Texas sun
What did our leader do?
Who'd he put a bullet through?

They said when Cheney goes To Texas
You'll find him huntin' fish and game
His buddy had it comin'
Cuz when Cheney's got a gun
He's just not that good at takin' aim

Cheney's got a gun
Dick Cheney's shot someone
Cindy Sheehan better run
Better watch her liberal buns
Tell him that the war's not through
He'll probably put a hole in you

He tracked a little bitty birdy
Hopin' to blow out its brains
They say the spell that he gets under
From double barrel thunder
Makes his eyes pop out like he's insane

Run away, run away from the Vice President
Run away, run away, run from Dick Che-ee-ay-ee-nee

Dick Cheney's got a gun
Cindy Sheehan better run
He a weapon of mass destruction

1. Cat Deely Upskirt Photo ;)
2. Anna Kornikova Rated #61 of #99
3. Maria Sharapova Sports '06 Illustrated Photo Shoot
4. Pretty Girl Marsha (NSFW)

Tonya Harding got stronger, fatter, and uglier

Now - if this is even possible, Tonya Harding has gotten even uglier. With her career now as a boxer, it appears that she has immensly "bulked up." Everything on her seems to be bigger, especially her stomach! Check out these discusting photos of the now extremely gross Tonya Harding! I even heard there is a Tonya Harding's sex tape floating around but I'll be damned if I'm going to post this beast nude here, haha. Notice the progression from hmm... to OMFG!

1. Lindsay Lohan Gallery
2. Lil' Kim Titty Shot
3. Jessica Alba's Pokies are out!
4. Sophie Marceau Breast Slip - Classic
5. Unfair 3 vs. 1 Catfight

Wealthy Kelly Ripa

Kelly Ripa, the beautiful morning talk-show host of "Live with Regis and Kelly," is one wealthy broad! Ripa is currently being paid an astonishing $36,000 AN HOUR! If we break that down she is making $600.00 a minute and $10.00 a second. It's unbelievable that she is making more than minimum wage an hour in just one second.

With this large sum of money, comes the ability to own a lavish home. Her palice, have you, is so large and expensive that it even has its own small golf course! Her children are also quite spoiled. The last birthday party she thew for her child costed Ripa a total of $22,000.

Ripa is also classified as one of the best dressing babes in Hollywood. To stay on the top of her game she spends a LOT of money on clothing. Not to worry, she is GIVEN $75,000 a year just for a clothes shopping budget, which as we all know can go quite a ways in a mall. Her popularity and heavy status in Hollywood, not to mention fans loving her as a morning talk-show host, might lead into a position of taking over the current position of Katie Couric herself!

1. Maria Conchita Alonso See Through Tit Shots
2. Homemade Domino Affect - So Cool!
3. Caughty Crossing Over - Hillarious
4. Tori Spelling See-Through

Jolie and Pitt's Super Baby

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's baby-to-be is supposedly the most valuable unborn child ever! Because of the popularity of both the mother and father of the child - "I predict the first pictures will be worth a million to a million-and-a-half US dollars," said Kevin Smith.

Regarding these two mega-stars popularity Smith stated, "Here are the two biggest sex symbols in the world who came together in one of the biggest real-life soap operas ever seen, when Pitt left Jennifer Aniston. It's a bonanza."

I would also like to add that it will most likely be one of the best-looking people in the world. Wouldn't it be hillarious if the child was discustingly ugly? During the supposed May 2nd birth - "They will have snappers with $10 000 lenses hanging out of helicopters outside the hospital," said one LA photographer.

1. Jessica Alba Pokies
2. Tori Spelling See-Through
3. Sexy Housewife (NSFW)

Katie Couric Saggy Tits

Welcome to Katie Couric's Saggy tits :) I just found these photos today, and noticed the second one. Look in the background of the second photo. DAMN! Is that a huge breasted topless babe swimming? Hmmm... I'm glad I clicked on that Katie Couric link to see the nudies behind her :)

1. Male Vs. Female Shopping Guide
2. Britney Spears Post Baby Body
3. Danni Minoque Shopping For Panties
4. Female Nude Streakers Gallery

The Celeb Cleaning Theft

Lucyna Turyk-Wawrynowicz, a Polish celebrity housecleaner, was accused in court of stealing a leather jacket, cameras and a pair of diamond earings worth $95,500 from Robert Di'Nero's Wife! This devious lady was charged with grand larceny, identity theft and forgery.

At the age of 35, Turyk-Wawrynowics will be spending the next three years in jail. She was also disgraced by telling the judge and jury that she stole the identity of an eight-year-old girl to obtain residency and work papers in the US; not to mention she used one of her client's credit cards over 18 times over a three day period at Barnys.

All I can say to this is: Good work is hard to find!

1. Jessica Simpson's Cleavage at the Pool
2. Jessica Simpson's See-Through Shirt
3. Jessica Simpson Nippin' Out Hardcore!
   
4. Shakira's Hot ASS Photos
5. In Bed with Faith (NSFW)

Paris Hilton the Stalker

A Los Angeles party planner recently claimed Paris Hilton called him a "lazy Mexican." Tuesday, Paris Hilton was ordered to stay away from the man via a restraining order. The main also said Hilton bombarded him with threatening phone calls.

The man, Brian Quintana, is actually the guy responsible for introducing her to her boyfriend Stavros Niarchos. Quintana said "Hilton began a smear campaign against him after she started dating Niarchos, accusing him of trying to get Niarchos to ditch her for his former girlfriend, Mary-Kate Olsen."

By Paris Hilton's actions of shoving Quintana three times, and threatening his life, the party planner claims he has lost many clients due to the ordeal with Paris Hilton.

1. Kates Playground Photos... Mmmmm...
2. Faith Belle in sassy panties n' bra!
3. Brokeback Mountain + Back to the Future
4. Jennifer Love Hewitt Green Bikini
5. New Coca-Cola Mascott

Scarlett Johansen and Keira Knightly Pose Nude

These two hotties, Scarlett Johansen and Keira Knightly got completely nude for a Vanity Fair photo shoot. All is justified because it was the magazine's annual Hollywood issue.

I guess these up-and-coming stars had no problem doing the shoot nude. "We didn't have to convince them," states Tom Ford, the fashion designer. Angelina Jolie has also posed naked in a bathtub for the magazine's Hollywood special, among many other stars!

1. My Two Favorite Things: Best Skin Painting Ever!
2. Kim Basinger Sex Scenes
3. Erotic Brunette with Tatooed Body
4. Adrianna Palicki from South Beach: So hot!

Josh Hartnett Hates Roles

Josh Hartnett thinks that his role in '40 Days and 40 Nights' has hurt his credability as an actor. Hartnett plays a handsome character that can NOT have any sexual contact with anyone for 40 days. I guess he doesn't enjoy being a "sex symbol."

He stated, When people say I'm a sex symbol, it undercuts any ability I have, so I try not to focus on that." He also said he didn't enjoy playing his role in 'Pearl Harbor' or 'Hollywood Homicide.'

Dear Josh Hartnett, a quick tip from all us Non-Millionaires, you are rich because of playing these roles, so you can now do whatever you want, as long as it involves less bitching about your roles!

1. Basic Instinct 2 Uncensored
2. Ashanti See-Through Nipples
3. Outdoors Stripping Acrobat Girl
4. Britney Spears: A Distant Memory

Dannii Minogue's lesbo sex tape

The hot Australian singer Dannii Minogue was seen in a London club with a naked female lap-dancer. She was seen in full view having a lesbian sex romp at the Puss in Boots club. One source said it appeared it was going to into a huge orgy - with hands and tounges everywhere!. "Dannii was having the time of her life and didn't care who saw. She wasn't in a private booth or the VIP area, she was on the dance floor," NewsoftheWorld says.

Note to self: Move to Australia!

1. Hollywood Tuna on 'Attack of the Show'
2. Uma Thurman's Butt Crack
3. 'Ass Like Whoa' contest

Internet Child Molesters Caught in the Act

Dateline NBC's reporter Chris Hansen revealed many child molesters in his report "To Catch a Predator' III" live on television. He's even blogging about these sinful tales which can be found here. It's actually quite rediculous, one guy that was caught was a Rabii, another a high-school teacher, and they even encountered official "sexual offenders" which this was not their first act! The total count of suspects was 51. You think these people would either learn new techniques to not get caught because this is the THIRD REPORT!

The sting was setup via an internet chat room or instant messaging. The child would call them and ask the predator to come over. They predator would walk right in the house, and expect to have sex with the children. Most of the suspects were middle aged and white - and ALL of them were male. The majority of them were also questing after what they thought was a 13 year old boy!

One character stated the often fascinates about incest, and reads a book dedicated to having sex with children and incest behaviours. "He fantisizes about it" - the man states. Many of the men just took off running but every one of them except one was arrested at the scene of the crime, and ofcourse their car was impounded for committing a felony act of tying to have sex with a child.

My personal favorite "victim" was drawn to the childs house, saw that someone was actually being arrested, and still came in the house. The kicker is, he even saw a similar report a few days ago - AND KNEW that this was a similar sting. He just wanted to have sex with that child soo bad that he risked everything thinking he could get in there for a quick raunch!

1. Mischa Barton. See Through Nip Or Aureola
2. Jenny McCarthy Topless
3. Public Sex Videos: OOPS the Cops!
4. Secucting another WWE Hottie
5. Dirt on McAdams, Fergie, Angelina, and Simpson
   

$20 Million for Paris Hilton's diaries

Well, ofcourse Paris Hilton is in the news again. Hilton defaulted on lease payments and in return her "very shocking stuff" was bought in December at a blind auction. The auction contained 18 hand-written diaries and hundreds of pictures. The character who obtained the items, David Hans Schmidt, is currently being sued by Colin Farrell over efforts to market a film and is therefore going to need some quick cash! The quick-cash solution? Sell the locker containing Paris Hilton's diary's and personal belongings for $20 million dollars! Personally, I'd rather pay my monthly bandwidth bill and download the pictures at Hollywood Tuna or Camel Style ;)

Engineer and Manager Joke

I just found this joke today and HAD to share it with everyone...

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man below says: "Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees N. latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees W. longitude."

"You must be an engineer" says the balloonist.

"I am" replies the man. "How did you know."

"Well" says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost."

The man below says "You must be a manager."

"I am" replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well", says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you are going. You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in the exact same position you were in before we met, but now it is somehow my fault."

Fucked Up Firefox!

New firefox updates came out today - and ofcourse they ask me - would I like to install the latest version (NULL)? Your latest NULL version is strongly recommended?

hahah No thanks bitches!



Carmen Electra in LOADED magazine
Elle MacPherson Topless In St. Tropez
Takin Da' Dump ;)