$20 Million for Paris Hilton's diaries

Well, ofcourse Paris Hilton is in the news again. Hilton defaulted on lease payments and in return her "very shocking stuff" was bought in December at a blind auction. The auction contained 18 hand-written diaries and hundreds of pictures. The character who obtained the items, David Hans Schmidt, is currently being sued by Colin Farrell over efforts to market a film and is therefore going to need some quick cash! The quick-cash solution? Sell the locker containing Paris Hilton's diary's and personal belongings for $20 million dollars! Personally, I'd rather pay my monthly bandwidth bill and download the pictures at Hollywood Tuna or Camel Style ;)